Excuse me, can you keep your child under control? He’s pulling at my hair

A woman attempting to do her eye make-up while peering into a Moomin branded mirror admonishes the mother behind her. Said harshly at first, but request ended with an apologetic laugh, because there’s only so rude you can be on a train.

You’re such a wussy. Take some vitamin C and chillax.

A boss on hands-free to someone calling in sick. He has a case for his phone so it resembles a Game Boy.