A friend of mine has the delightful twitter bio “I used to make comics on the internet!”.

Even less impressive than that is the news I *almost* got one of my sketches on the BBC’s long-standing, satirical-ish open submission radio comedy Newsjack.

I pressed the big red button and convened a special episode of Sketches That Never Quite Made It, to celebrate and commemorate this near miss. Mum, I was nearly on radio four!

Please listen below. It’s a good time.